Saturday, November 22, 2008

Day 1: Dirk No-Pants

Welcome to the dullish recap of my second foray into the world of Tamriel. We'll see how long it lasts.

Dirk, having been imprisoned for an unspecified crime, inadvertently makes friends with the Emperor, who is using Dirk's cell to escape via a secret passage while being hunted by mysterious cultists. Dirk follows the Big Guy out of the Imperial Prison, only to be present when Empie is killed. During his prolonged death scene, the Emperor-inator inexplicably gives Dirk a valuable amulet to take to Weynon Priory and a hidden heir. Something about a prophesy. Or whatever.

After the dramatic death scene, Dirk finds himself outside the Imperial Prison, penniless and poorly armed, as illustrated by this glorious Buffalo Shot.

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Screw the Quest, let's go steal something. Let's start with some pants.

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